{"product_id":"p-i-s-s-mount-rushsmores-smores-24ct-glass-bottle-copy","title":"P.I.S.S. Monica's Blue Dress, Blue Raspberry Cream, 24ct Glass Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003eP.I.S.S. Monica’s Blue Dress Soda walked straight out of a ‘90s headline and directly into your craft soda cooler. Yep…they really named a blue raspberry cream soda that. Somewhere, a saxophone solo just started playing softly in the distance while cable news graphics spin dramatically across the screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis politically incorrect sparkling soda blends sweet blue raspberry flavor with smooth creamy goodness for a glass bottle soda that’s bold, nostalgic, and absolutely committed to the bit. It’s fruity, fizzy, creamy, and just chaotic enough to make customers do a double take before immediately adding it to their mix-and-match 6-pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBottled by Grandpa Joe’s Soda Works right here in the USA, Monica’s Blue Dress belongs front and center on your craft soda wall and fully chilled in the grab-and-go cooler where curious soda fans can discover this gloriously unhinged flavor experience ice cold. The label alone practically guarantees somebody’s going to laugh, point, and say, “No way.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlavor-wise, think blue raspberry candy met a smooth cream soda at a retro diner and decided to create a scandal of its own. Sweet, creamy, refreshing, and impossible to ignore, this novelty soda proves sometimes the most memorable flavors come wrapped in the most wildly questionable names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne sip and suddenly you’re transported back to dial-up internet, late-night talk shows, and a time when everyone somehow survived low-rise jeans. History class never tasted this blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shipping glass isn't easy and sometimes accidents happen.  In the event of breakage\/damage, please be sure to take pictures of the complete box as well as the damage that occurred.  Our policy requires photos and damage report within 24 hours of product receipt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grandpa Joe's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46522674446473,"sku":"36944","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/3889\/3961\/files\/36944-1.jpg?v=1778158715","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.grandpajoes.com\/products\/p-i-s-s-mount-rushsmores-smores-24ct-glass-bottle-copy","provider":"Grandpa Joe's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}