{"product_id":"mast-general-chocolate-bar-dark-12ct","title":"Mast General Chocolate Bar - Dark, 12ct","description":"\u003cp\u003eMove over, basic chocolate—Mast General’s Dark Chocolate Bar just slid onto the candy aisle like the Beyoncé of cocoa. Rich, bold, and irresistibly smooth, this bar is basically a mic-drop moment in every bite. Think James Bond in a cocoa tuxedo, or Eleven from Stranger Things snacking after a Demogorgon showdown—sophistication meets snack attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in the USA with only the finest ingredients, this chocolate isn’t messing around. Deep cocoa flavor, just the right touch of sweetness, and a texture that melts in your mouth faster than Baby Yoda steals your heart. Perfect for stealthy solo indulgence, sharing with friends (if you can resist), or pairing with coffee, wine, or your latest Netflix obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetail-ready and primed to dominate your candy shelves, Mast General Dark Chocolate is the ultimate treat for snackers who demand more than “meh.” Darkly sweet, totally addictive, and unapologetically luxurious—get ready to taste your new chocolate obsession. 🍫✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*There is an additional fee for thermal and ice when buying meltable products.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mast General Stores","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45045498052745,"sku":"3021","price":31.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/3889\/3961\/files\/3021-1_1.jpg?v=1775159406","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.grandpajoes.com\/products\/mast-general-chocolate-bar-dark-12ct","provider":"Grandpa Joe's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}